Here’s  RAW  in  case  you  missed  it:

From  The  Allen  County  War  Memorial  Coliseum  in  Fort  Wayne,  Indiana:

This  week,  Vickie  Guerrero  is  in  charge  of   both   RAW,  and   SmackDown!.

1.  *A  3-WAY   ELIMINATION  MATCH

THE  RULES:  Three  competitors  will  be  in  the  ring  at  the  same  time.  If  one  is  defeated  via  pinfall  or  submission,  two  will  remain.

THE  LINEUP:  Daniel  Bryan  vs.  Kane  vs.  WWE  Champion  CM  Punk.

NOTE:  THIS  WAS  NON-TITLE  MATCH.

THE  1ST  WRESTLER  ELIMINATED:  Kane  via  pinfall  by  CM  Punk.

THE  WINNER:  DANIEL  BRYAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2.  “The  Funkasaurus”  Brodus  Clay  with  “The  Funkadactyls”  Naomi  and  Cameron  vs.  The  Big  Show.

THE  WINNER:  THE  BIG  SHOW.

3.  WWE  UNITED  STATES  CHAMPIONSHIP:  Santino  Marella  (Champion)  vs.  “The  All-American  American”  Jack  Swagger  (Challenger/Former  Champion).

THE  WINNER,  AND  STILL,  WWE  UNITED  STATES  CHAMPION:  SANTINO  MARELLA!!!!!!!!

4.  Heath  Slater  vs.  Psycho  Sid.

THE  WINNER:  PSYCHO  SID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOTE:  I  WONDER  HOW  MANY  OF  WRESTLING’S  LEGENDS  ARE  GOING  TO  BEAT  UP  HEATH  SLATER  EVERY  WEEK,  AND  IF  HEATH   SLATER   WILL  WIN  AGAIN?!

5.  A  CONTRACT  ON  A   POLE  MATCH

THE  RULES:  The  first  one  to  get  the  contract  will  face  Sheamus  for  the  WWE  World  Heavyweight  Championship  later  on  this  week  on  WWE  Friday  Night  SmackDown!.

THE  LINEUP:  Alberto  del  Rio  with  Ricardo  Rodriguez   vs.  Dolph  Ziggler.

THE  END  RESULT:  Sheamus  entered  the  arena,  and  notified  both  men  that  Vickie  Guerrero  had  ordered  that  they  will  face  him  in  a  Triple  Threat  Match  this  Friday  night.

6.  A  DIVAS   SUMMERTIME  BATTLE  ROYAL

THE  LINEUP:  WWE  Divas  Champion  Layla,  “The  Glamazon”  Beth  Phoenix,  Natayla,  A.J.,  Kaitlyn,  Rosa  Mendes,  Tamina  Snuka,  Alicia  Fox,  Maxine,  Aksana,  and  Vickie  Guerrero.

THE  WINNER:  A.J.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOTE:  THE  WHOLE  DIVAS  ROSTER  IN  ANOTHER  CHEESECAKE-TYPE  MATCH.  SHEESH.

7.  THE  MAIN  EVENT:  The  returning  Chris  Jericho  vs.  John  Cena.

NOTE: THIS  MATCH  ENDED  IN  A  DISQUALIFICATION  WHEN  THE  BIG  SHOW  INTERFERED.

*THE  HIGHLIGHT  MATCH  OF  THE  NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANALYSIS:  So  it  wasn’t  action-packed,  but  the  return  of  Chris  Jericho,  and  the  mind-blowing  return  of  Psycho  Sid  made  it  worthwhile.

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