Here’s  RAW  in  case  you  missed  it:

From  The  IZOD  Center  in  East  Rutherford,  New  Jersey:

Hosted  by  Michael  Cole  and  WWE  Hall  of  Famer  “Good  Ol’  J.R.”  Jim  Ross.

HOUR  1:

1.  *THE  #1  CONTENDER’S  TAG  TEAM  CHAMPIONSHIP  TOURNAMENT  FINALS.

THE  MATCH:  Rey  Misterio,  Jr.  and  Sin  Cara  vs.  Team  Rhodes  Scholars  (Damien  Sandow  and  Cody  Rhodes).

THE  REWARD:  The  winners  will  face  Team  Hell  No  (Kane  and  Daniel  Bryan)  for  the  WWE  Tag  Team  Championship  this  Sunday  at  Hell  In  A  Cell.

THE  WINNERS,  AND  #1  CONTENDERS:  TEAM  RHODES  SCHOLARS.

2.  A  NON-TITLE  MATCH:  Michael  McGuillicuty  vs.  WWE  Intercontinental  Champion  Kofi  Kingston.

THE  SPECIAL  GUEST  COMMENTATOR  FOR  THIS  MATCH:  The  Miz.

THE  WINNER:  KOFI  KINGSTON!!!!!!!!!!

WWE  Ring  Announcer  Justin  Roberts  announced  that  members  of  the  National  Football  League  Super  Bowl  XLVI  Champion  New  York  Giants  were  in  attendance.

John  Cena  stated  the  reason  why  he  took  himself  out  the  WWE  Championship  match  at  Hell  In  A  Cell,  was  because  he  felt  that  RyBack  would  be   the  change  that  WWE  needed.  Cena  was  then  interrupted  by  both  WWE  Champion  CM  Punk  and  Paul  Heyman,  and  Punk  vowed  that  he  would  leave  Hell  In  A  Cell  with  the  championship.  Cena  then  announced  that  he  was medically  cleared  to  wrestle  again,  and  challenged  Punk  to  an impromptu  match.  Punk  responded,  but  Heyman  persuaded  him  not  to  do  it,  telling  him  not  to  fight  Cena  for  free.

3.  A  NON-TITLE  MATCH:  Justin  Gabriel  vs.  WWE  United  States  Champion  Antonio  Cesaro.

THE  WINNER:  JUSTIN  GABRIEL!!!!!!!!!!

HOUR  2:

RAW  General  Manager  A.J.  Lee  was  in  an  emergency  meeting  with  the  WWE  Board  of  Directors.  She  and  WWE  Chairman  Vince  McMahon  arrived,  and  stood  in  the  ring  with  her  as  she  announced  her  resignation  as  RAW  General  Manager.  The  announcement  stemmed  from  accusations  that  she  was  fraternizing  with  members  of  the  roster.  She  has  denied  the  charges.  Paul  Heyman  showed  up,  and  offered  his  services  to  run  RAW.  Vince  refused,  and  introduced  everyone  to  the  new,  Managing  Supervisor  of  RAW:  Vickie  Guerrero!  Heyman  demanded  that  Vickie  replace  CM  Punk’s  opponent  for  Hell  In  A  Cell,  and  she  denied  the  request.  Vickie  places  Punk  in  a  Champion  vs.  Champion  Lumberjack  Main  Event  against  WWE  World  Heavyweight  Champion  Sheamus!!!  Vickie  told  A.J.  that  she  was  not  mature  enough  to  run  RAW,  and  ordered  her  to  leave  the  ring.  A.J.  then  unloaded  on  Vickie!!!!!!!!

4.  The  Undefeated  RyBack  vs.  The  Miz.

THE  WINNER:  THE  (STILL)  UNDEFEATED  RYBACK!!!!!!!!

5.  **WWE  Tag  Team  Champion  Daniel  Bryan  vs.  Dolph  Ziggler.

THE  WINNER:  DOLPH  ZIGGLER!!!!!!!!!!

NOTE:  AFTER  THE  MATCH,  KANE  AND  DANIEL  BRYAN  ARGUED,,  AGAIN.  VICKIE  GUERRERO  ORDERED  TEAM  HELL  NO  INTO  A  “THERAPUTIC  GAME  SHOW”,  AND  ORDERED  MATT  STRIKER  TO  HOST  IT.

HOUR  3:  

A  SPECIAL  ATTRACTION:  The  NewlyTag   Game   Hosted  by  Matt  Striker.

THE  CONTESTANTS:  WWE  Tag  Team  Champions  Team  Hell  No  (Kane  and  Daniel  Bryan).

THEIR  OPPONENTS:  Team  Rhodes  Scholars.

Damien  Sandow  expressed  his  disgust  over   him  and  Cody  being  asked  to  participate,  and  the  both  of  them  left  the  stage.

THE  END  RESULT:  Team  Hell  No  won  via  forfeit.

NOTE:  You  don’t  need  me  to  tell  you  that  this  segment  was  a  waste  of  time  do  you?

6.  WWE  Tag  Team  Champion  Kane  vs.  The  Big  Show.

THE  WINNER:  THE  BIG  SHOW.

NOTE:  AFTER  THE  MATCH,  TEAM  RHODES  SCHOLARS  ATTACKED  TEAM  HELL  NO.

John  Cena  discovered  that  Vickie  Guerrero  created  a  story  that  got  A.J.  Lee  fired  as  RAW  General  Manager.

7.  Zack  Ryder  vs.  Alberto  del  Rio  with  Ricardo  Rodriguez.

THE  WINNER  VIA  SUBMISSION:  ALBERTO  DEL  RIO.

John  Cena   confronted  Vickie  Guerrero  about  what  she  had  done,  but  stated  that  it’s  his  fault.

8.  ***A  CHAMPION  VS.  CHAMPION  LUMBERJACK  MAIN  EVENT: WWE  Champion  CM  Punk  with  Paul  Heyman  vs.  WWE  World  Heavyweight  Champion  Sheamus.

THE  LUMBERJACKS:  The  Big  Show,  Tensai,  Alberto  del  Rio,  Ricardo  Rodriguez,  Ted  Dibiase,  Jr.,   Michael  McGuillicuty,  Dolph  Ziggler,  Antonio  Cesaro,  Team  Rhodes  Scholars,  The  Prime  Time  Players  (Darren  Young  and  Titus  O’Neil),  The  3MB  (Heath  Slater,  Jinder  Mahal  and  Drew  McIntyre),  Justin  Gabriel,  David  Otunga,  Rey  Misterio,  Jr.,  Sin  Cara,  William  Regal,  Kofi  Kingston,  R-Truth,  Primo  and  Epico,  Wade  Barrett,  “The  Funkasaurus”  Brodus  Clay,  The  Usos  (Jimmy  and  Jey),  Tyson  Kidd,  JTG,  Santino  Marella,   The  Miz,  and  Curt  Hawkins  (I  think).

NOTE:  THIS  WAS  THE  LARGEST  LUMBERJACK  MATCH  EVER  IN  RAW’S  HISTORY.

THE  WINNER:  CM  PUNK!!!!!!!!!!!

NOTE:  AFTER  THE  MATCH,  RYBACK  ARRIVED,  SLAMMED  CM  PUNK  THREE  TIMES,  AND  TOSSED  HIM  OUT  OF  THE  RING!!!!!!!!!!

*-***THE   MATCHES  OF  THE  NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

ANALYSIS:  The  opening  bout,  the  Bryan-Ziggler  match,  the  main  event,  and  what  happened  afterwards  appeared  to  be  the  big  defining  moments  of  this  week.  That,  and  A.J.  Lee  attacking  Vickie  Guerrero,  again.

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