Here’s   Impact  in  case  you  missed  it:

From  The  IMPACT  Zone  at  Universal  Studios  Orlando  in  Orlando,  Florida:

Hosted  by  Todd  Keneley,  “The  Professor”  Mike  Tenay  and  Taz.

Bully  Ray  opened  up  this  week  by  saying  that  he  and  TNA  General  Manager  Hulk  Hogan  don’t  get  along,  wants  to  know  what  he  has  to  do  to gain  his  trust.  He  stated  that  he  respects  Hulk,  and  summons  him  to  the  ring  to  talk,  not  fight.  Hulk’s  daughter  Brooke,  the  Executive  In  Charge  of  the  Knockouts,   shows  up,  wanting  him  to  face  her  father  together,  but  Bully  seemed  not  happy  about  that  idea.

1.    Samoa  Joe  vs.  One  Of  Aces  and  Eights.

THE  WINNER  VIA  SUBMISSION:   SAMOA  JOE!!!!!

NOTE:  Just  when  Samoa  Joe  was  about  to  unmask  his  opponent,  Doc,  TNA  Television  Champion  Devon  and  the  rest  of  Aces  and  Eights  arrived,  and  Samoa Joe  retreated.

2.  A  BRO-OFF:  Robbie  E.  with  Robbie  T.  vs.  Jesse  with  TNA  Knockouts  Champion  Tara.

THE  RULES:  When  the  spotlight  is  on  you,  you  have  to  show  what  kind  of  “bro”  you  are,  and  everything  you  do  has  to  end  with  “bro”

Robbie  E.  did  a  dance  routine,  and  Jesse  did  bodybuilding  poses.

After  Robbie  E.  and  Jesse  had  their  contests,  Robbie  T.  joined  in,  and  performed  what  appeared  to  be  a  Chippendales-inspired  performance  .

THE  WINNER:  ROBBIE  T.!!!!

3.  A  NON-TITLE  MATCH:  TNA  X  Division  Champion  Rob  Van  Dam  (RVD)  vs.  Christian  York.

THE  WINNER:  ROB  VAN  DAM!!!!!

Aces  and  Eights  try  to  smooth  things  over  with  the  returning  Mr.  Anderson,  and  ask  him  to  join  them.  He  tells  them  that  he’ll  think  about  it.  Anderson  joining  Aces  and  Eights  won’t  work,  BELIEVE  ME.

“The  Fallen  Angel”  Christopher  Daniels,  with  U.S.  Military  medals  on  his  jacket,  proclaims  himself   a   ring  general,  and  stated  that  his  One  Last  Time  Match  with  “The  Phenomenal”  A.J.  Styles  didn’t  mean  anything  to  him.  Kazarian  arriives  in  A.J.’s  ring  outfit,  and  makes  fun  of  him  until  the reigning  TNA  World  Tag  Team  Champions  Hernandez  and  Chavo  Guerrero,  Jr.  arrive  and  labels  them  clowns.

4.  A  NON-TITLE  TAG  TEAM   MATCH:   “The  Fallen  Angel”  Christopher  Daniels  and  Kazarian  vs.  TNA  World  Tag  Team  Champions  Hernandez  and  Chavo  Guerrero,  Jr.

THE  WINNERS:  HERNANDEZ  AND  CHAVO  GUERRERO,  JR.!!!!!!

5.  A  KNOCKOUTS  MATCH:  Gail  Kim  vs.  Miss  Tessmacher.

THE  WINNER:  GAIL  KIM!!!!!

6.  AN  OPEN  FIGHT  NIGHT  MAIN  EVENT:  Bobby  Roode  vs.  Austin  Aries.

NOTE:  Austin  Aries  tried  to  hit  Bobby  Roode  with  a  chair  that  Roode  tried  to  hit  him  with.  TNA  Senior  Referee  Earl  Hebner,  Sr.  noticed  it,  and  stopped  Aries.  He,  Roode  and  Aries  got  into  an  argument,  and  Aries  and  Roode  threw  him  out  of  the  ring!  Aries  and  Roode  then  had  a  tug-of-war  with  the  chair  until  TNA  World  Heavyweight  Champion  Jeff  Hardy  arrived,  and  attacked  them  both!

THIS  MATCH  IS  A  NO-CONTEST.

Match  #’4  and  6  are  the  highlight  matches  of  the  night!!!

Robbie  T.’s  performance  during  the  Bro-Off ,  and  the  return  of  Mr.  Anderson……..Anderson,  are  the  highlight  moments  of  the  night!!!!!

ANALYSIS:  Let’s  look  on  the  bright  side,  it  didn’t  open  up  with  a  sing-along  like  RAW (along  with  Santa  Claus  getting  hit  by  Alberto  del  Rio’s  car).

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