Here’s  RAW  in  case  you  missed  it:

From  The  HP  Pavillion  in  San  Jose,  California:

Hosted  by  Michael  Cole  and  WWE  Hall  of  Famer  Jerry  “The  King”  Lawler.

Before  the  start  of  the  show,  a  video   honoring  the  life  and  legacy  of  the  Reverend  Doctor  Martin  Luther  King,  Jr.  was  aired  in  honor  of  Martin  Luther  King,  Jr.  Day.

HOUR  1:

RAW   Managing  Supervisor  Vickie  Guerrero  stood  in  the  ring  with  Paul  Heyman,  and  voiced  their  disgust  with  The  Rock  who  insulted  the  both  of them  during  his  concert  last  week.  Vickie  stated  that  if   The  Rock  entered the  HP  Pavillion,  he  will  be  arrested.  She  is  informed  that  he  is  in  the  back  of  the  arena,  with  three  San  Jose  Police  officers  blocking  his  way.  He  tells  them  that  they  should  be  arresting  WWE  Champion  CM  Punk,  Heyman  and  Vickie,  and  that  nothing  will  stop  him  from  entertaining  everyone.

1.  THE  BEAT  THE  CLOCK  CHALLENGE

Vickie  Guerrero  selected  a  few  wrestlers  for  this,  where  the  winner  with  the  fastest  time  will  be  able  to  select  their  umber  for  the  Royal  Rumble.

THE  FIRST  MATCH:  WWE  United  States  Champion  Antonio  Cesaro  vs.  Randy  Orton.

THE  WINNER,  AT  11:36:  RANDY  ORTON!!!

The  Shield  (Seth  Rollins,  Dean  Ambrose  and  Roman  Reigns)  sent  a  video  showcasing  their  victims  (RyBack,  Sheamus,  Daniel  Bryan,  Sin  Cara,  The  Miz  and  Randy  Orton).

2.  The  Big  Show  vs.  Zack  Ryder.

THE  WINNER:  THE  BIG  SHOW.

3.  Heath  Slater  with  Jinder  Mahal  and  Drew  McIntyre  vs.  RyBack.

THE  WINNER:  RYBACK!!!

The  Rock  tries  to  reason  with  the  San  Jose  Police,  and  Vickie  handed  him  an offer:  that  she  will  lift  the  banishment  if  he  apologizes  to  her  in  the  ring.

HOUR  2:

CM  Punk  announced  that  at  the  Royal  Rumble,  The  Rock  will  not  end  his  reign  as  WWE  Champion.

4.  THE  SECOND  BEAT  THE  CLOCK  CHALLENGE  MATCH:  Dolph Ziggler  with  A.J.  Lee  and  Big  E  Langston  vs.  The  Miz.

THE  TIME  TO  BEAT:  11:36.

THE  WINNER,  AT  10:56:  DOLPH  ZIGGLER!!!

Dolph  Ziggler’s  time  of   10:56  is  now  the  time  to  beat.

For  half  of  last  year,  WWE  Tag  Team  Champions  Team  Hell  No (Kane  and  Daniel  Bryan)  were  in  anger  management  classes  with  a  man  named  Dr.  Shelby,  by  order  of  then-RAW  General  Manager  A.J.  Lee.  Dr.  Shelby  decided  to  hold  their  graduation  in  the  ring.

NOTE:  This  storyline  and  segment  was  absolutely  dumb  and  stupid  beyond  belief.  Both  Kane  and  Daniel  Bryan  didn’t  deserve  this.

5.  A  NON-TITLE  DIVAS  MATCH:  Alicia  Fox  vs.  WWE  Divas  Champion  Kaitlyn.

THE  WINNER:  KAITLYN!!!

CM  Punk  sat  in  the  skybox  of  the  HP  Pavillion  while  Paul  Heyman  stood  in  the  middle  of  the  ring,  and  declared  himself  CM  Punk’s  interpreter.  Heyman  labeled  The  Rock  stupid,  and  The  Rock  appeared!!!  He  ordered  Heyman  out  of  the  ring,  stared  at  CM  Punk,  and  stated  how  Punk  is  obsessed  with  how  he  entertains  everyone.  The  Rock  then  stated  that  he  will  end  Punk’s  reign  as  champion  on  Sunday.  After  his  speech,  the  lights went  out,  and  when  they  came  back  on,  he  was  attacked  by  The  Shield!!!  He  fought  back,  but  they  proved  to  be  too  much  for  him,  and  was  triple  powerbombed  by  all  three  men!!!  Punk  told  Rock  that  he  “will  not  be great  enough  for  the  best  in  the  world”.

NOTE:  This  segment  went  into  the  first  seven  minutes  of  Hour  3.

HOUR  3:

Another  video  honoring  Dr.  King  was  aired.

Michael  Cole  announced  that  during  the  commercial  break,  The  Rock  got  up,  and  walked  out  of  the  ring  on  his  own,  after  the  vicious  attack  by  The  Shield.

6.  THE  FINAL  BEAT  THE  CLOCK  CHALLENGE  MATCH:  Sheamus  vs.  WWE  Intercontinental  Champion  Wade  Barrett.

THE  TIME  TO  BEAT:  10:56.

When  Sheamus  hit  Wade  Barrett  with  his  Brogue  Kick  and  went  for  the  three-count,  the  time  expired.  And  so…….

THE  WINNER  OF  THE  BEAT  THE  CLOCK  CHALLENGE:  DOLPH  ZIGGLER!!!

7.  A  NON-TITLE  MATCH:  Tensai  vs.  WWE  World  Heavyweight  Champion  Alberto  del  Rio  with  Ricardo  Rodriguez.

THE  WINNER:  ALBERTO   DEL  RIO.

Jerry  “The  King”  Lawler  announced  that  Major  League  Baseball  (MLB)  Relief/Closing  Pitcher  Sergio  Romo  of  the  2012  World  Series  Champion  San  Francisco  Giants  was  in  attendance.

Michael  Cole  announced  that  the  next  inductee  into  this  year’s  WWE  Hall  of  Fame  is:  Bob  Backlund  (FINALLY!!!!!!)

John  Cena  announced  that  he  will  win  the  Royal  Rumble  this  Sunday.  So  did  The  Primetime  Players  (Darren  Young  and  Titus  O’Neil),  Randy  Orton,  The  Miz,   Team  Hell  No,   Antonio  Cesaro,  The  3MB  (Three-Man  Band),  and  a  whole  slew  of  others.

The  Beat  The  Clock  Challenge  matches  were  the  highlight  matches  of  the  night!!!!!

The  videos  honoring  the  Reverend  Doctor  Martin  Luther  King,  Jr.  were  the  highlight  moments  of  the  night!!!!!!!!!

ANALYSIS:  A  three-year  old  could  put  together  a  MUCH  BETTER  SHOW  THAN  THIS!!!

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