Here’s  Impact  in  case  you  missed  it:

From  The  Manchester  Arena  (the  former  NYNEX  Arena/Manchester  Evening  News  Arena)  in  Manchester,  Great  Britain,  United  Kingdom:

Hosted  by  Todd  Keneley,  “The  Professor”  Mike  Tenay  and  Taz.

Bad  Influence  (“The  Fallen  Angel”  Christopher  Daniels  and  Kazarian)  enter  the  ring  wearing  kilts,  and  their  faces  painted  like  Braveheart,  insulting  all  of  Great  Britain  by  saying  that  they  love  Scotland.  Daniels  declared  that  if  he  ever  becomes  TNA  World   Heavyweight  Champion,   he will  defend  the  title  against  all  of  Britain.  The  returning  Magnus  arrives,  berated  Bad  Influence,  and  fought  them  until  they  left  the  ring.  Afterwards,  Magnus  then  issued  an Open  Fight  Night  challenge  to  the  one  who  assaulted  him  in  November  2012:  Devon.

1.  A  NON-TITLE  MATCH:  The  Returning  Magnus  vs.  TNA  Television  Champion  Devon.

NOTE:  One  of  Aces  and  Eights  interfered,  so…

THE  WINNER  VIA  DISQUALIFICATION:  THE  RETURNING  MAGNUS!!!

Joseph  Park  was  about  to  announce  his  Open  Fight  Night  opponent  when  Robbie  E  and  Robbie  T  interrupted  him.  Robbie  E  labeled  everyone  in  The  United  Kingdom  hamsters,  much  to  the  anger  of  Robbie  T  from  Wales  (NOT  SMART  ROBBIE  E!!!).  Robbie  E  then  labeled  Open  Fight  Night  “Open  Bro  Night”,  and  challenged  Joseph  Park!!!

2.  Joseph  Park  vs.  Robbie  E  with  Robbie  T.

THE  WINNER;  JOSEPH  PARK!!!

Bobby  Roode  and  Austin  Aries  stood  in  the  ring  as  Aries  stated  how  both  he  and  Roode  are  continuously  robbed.  Aries  vowed  that  he  and  Roode  will  win  every  title  in  TNA,  starting  with  the  TNA  World  Tag  Team  Champions,  because  they  claim  it’s  “easy”.  The  reigning  tag  champions  Hernandez  and  Chavo  Guererro,  Jr.  appear,  and  Chavo  stated  that  both  Aries  and  Roode  have  to  be  a  tag  team  first.  Areis  then  issues  a  challenge  to  Chavo.

3.   Austin  Aries  with  Bobby  Roode  vs.  TNA  World  Tag  Team  Champion  Chavo  Guerrero,  Jr.  with  TNA  World  Tag  Team  Champion  Hernandez.

THE  WINNER:  AUSTIN  ARIES!!!

Bully  Ray  and  Brooke  Hogan  arrive  as  he  asks  TNA  General  Manager  Hulk  Hogan  to  put  aside  his  opinions  about  him,  because  of  the  fact  that  they  both  have  a  common  enemy:  Aces  and  Eights.  Bully  knew  that  Brooke  couldn’t  get  her  dad  to  lift  the  suspension,  so,  they  turned  to  “The  Icon”  Sting.  Hulk  arrived,  and  Sting  hoped  that  he  would  give  Bully  what  he  wanted.  Hulk  stated  that  he  has  always  done  the  right  thing,  and  reinstates  Bully!!!  Hulk  then  books  a  tag  team  tables  match,  where  Bully  and  Sting  will  face  two  of  Aces  and  Eights  next  week!!!

TNA  President  Dixie  Carter  announced  that  starting  on  Thursday,  March  14,  2013,  every  broadcast  of  Impact  will  go  on  the  road.  She  announced  that  on  that  day,  TNA  will  be  at  The  Sears  Centre  Arena  in  Chicago,  Illinois  for  Impact.  Please  visit  ImpactWrestling.com  for  more  information.

4.  A  MIXED  TAG  TEAM  MATCH:  Velvet  Sky  and  “Cowboy”  James  Storm  vs.  TNA  Knockouts  Champion  Tara  and  Jesse.

THE  WINNERS:  VELVET  SKY  AND  “COWBOY”  JAMES  STORM!!!

AN  UPDATE   ON  TNA  WORLD  HEAVYWEIGHT  CHAMPION  JEFF  HARDY:  After  the  assault  on  him  at  the  end  of  last  week’s  main  event,  he  underwent  an  MRI  over  the  weekend.  There  will  be  more   information  available  next  week.

Before  the  start  of  the  main  event,  Wes  Brisco  and  Garett  Bischoff   found  Samoa  Joe  writhing  in  pain  after  an  assault  by  Aces  and  Eights.

5.  A  STEEL  CAGE  MAIN  EVENT:   Mr.  Anderson  vs.  Kurt  Angle  with  Wes  Brisco.

THE  WINNER  VIA  SUBMISSION:  KURT  ANGLE!!!

After  the  main  event,  a  member  of  Aces  and  Eights  scaled  the  cage  and got  in.  Wes  Brisco  got  inside  to  help  Kurt  Angle.  Kurt  wanted  to  battle  the  masked  man,  and  he  ordered  Brisco  to  lock  the  cage  door.  When  both  Kurt  and  Brisco  were  about  ready  to  attack,  the  masked  man  revealed  himself  to  be  Garett  Bischoff!  An  enraged  Angle  charged  at  Bischoff,  but  was  attacked  from  behind  by  Brisco,  who  then  threw  off  his  black  sport coat  revealing  an  Aces  and  Eights  vest!  Both  men  proceeded  to  brutalize  Kurt.

Match  #’s  1  and  5  are  the  highlight  matches  of  the  night!!!!!

The  return  of  Magnus  was  the  highlight  of  the  night!!!!!!!

ANALYSIS:  Words  cannot  express  how  great  this  week’s  broadcast  turned  out.

 

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