Here’s  SmackDown!  in  case   you  missed  it:

From  The  Jacksonville  Veterans  Memorial  Arena  in  Jacksonville,  Florida:

Hosted  by  Josh  Matthews  and  John  “Bradshaw”  Layfield  (JBL).

An  infuriated  Big  Show  wondered  if  SmackDown!  General  Manager  Booker T  gave  WWE  World  Heavyweight  Champion  Alberto  del  Rio  the  location  o his  hotel  room  this  past  Monday  on  RAW.  Booker  stated  that  he  suspended  del  Rio  for  the  assault,  and  placed  Big  Show  in  a  match  against  Kane!!!

1.  Kofi  Kingston  vs.  Cody  Rhodes.

THE  WINNER:  CODY  RHODES!!!

2.  Titus  O’Neil  vs.  The  Great  Khali  with  Natalya  Neidhart  and  Hornswoggle.

THE  WINNER:  THE  GREAT  KHALI!!!

After  the  match,  “The  World’s  Strongest  Man”  Mark  Henry  appeared,  and  attacked  Titus  O’Neil.  He  stepped  into  the  ring,  stared  at  Great  Khali,  and  Khali  attacked  first,  but  ended  up  in  Henry’s  World’s  Strongest  Slam!!!  Henry  then  stated  when  Booker  T  was  placing  former  world  champions  into  the  Elimination  Chamber  match,  he  didn’t  contact  him.  Henry  demanded  that  Booker  place  him  into  the  match,  and  Booker  told  him  that  he  would  have  to  earn  his  spot,  because  he  was  gone  for  a  while.  Booker  places  him  in  a  match  against  Randy  Orton,  and  promised  to  put    him  on  the  pay-per-view  if  he  wins.

3.  WWE  Tag  Team  Champion  Kane  vs.  The  Big  Show.

THE  WINNER:  THE  BIG  SHOW!!!

4.  Justin  Gabriel  vs.  Jack  Swagger.

THE  WINNER VIA  SUBMISSION:  THE  BIG  SHOW.

5.  Tensai  vs.  Drew  McIntyre  with  Heath  Slater  and  Jinder  Mahal.

NOTE:  The  referee  stopped  the  match  when  Heath  Slater  and  Jinder  Mahal  attacked  Tensai  after  he  slammed  Drew  McIntyre,  so…

THE  WINNER  VIA  DISQUALIFICATION:  TENSAI.

After  the  disqualification  happened,  “The  Funkasaurus”  Brodus  Clay  ran  in  and  made  the  save,  and  he  and  “The  Funkadactyls”  Naomi  and  Cameron  requested  that  he  dance  with  them.  And  he  did.

6.  A  NON-TITLE  MATCH:  Sin  Cara  vs.  WWE  United  States  Champion  Antonio  Cesaro.

THE  WINNER:  ANTONIO  CESARO.

7.  THE  MAIN  EVENT:  Randy  Orton  vs.  The  Returning  “World’s  Strongest  Man”  Mark  Henry.

THE  REWARD:  If  Mark  Henry  wins,  he  will  have  a  spot  in  the  Elimination  Chamber  match.

THE  WINNER:  THE  RETURNING  “WORLD’S  STRONGEST  MAN”  MARK  HENRY!!!

Alberto  del  Rio  tormenting  The  Big  Show  was  the  highlight  moment  of  the  night!!!!!!!

ANALYSIS:  As  D-Generation  X  (DX)  once  put  it:  WHO  BOOKED  THIS  CRAP?!

 

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