Here’s  RAW  in  case  you  missed  it:

From  The  American  Airlines  Center  in  Dallas,  Texas:

Hosted  by  Michael  Cole  and  WWE  Hall  of  Famer  Jerry  “The  King”  Lawler.

HOUR  1:

WWE  Chairman  Vince  McMahon  returned  to  WWE  TV for  the  first  time  since  his  successful  hip  replacement  surgery  three  weeks  ago  to  battle  Paul  Heyman.  Heyman  arrived  and  tried  to  stall,  and  instantly  took  down Vince.  He  hit  Vince  with  one  of  his  crutches,  and  when  he  was  going  to  deliver  the  next  blow,  Vince  blocked  it  and  hit  Heyman  twice  with  his  other  crutch!!!  When  Vince  was  about  to  deliver  another  strike,  Brock  Lesnar  appeared,  Vince  vacated  the  ring  and  all  of  a  sudden,  Triple  H  (Hunter  Hearst  Helmsley)  appeared!!!  Triple  H  took  down  Lesnar,  and  ran  him  into  the  steel  ring  post  twice!!!  Lesnar  threw  Triple  H  on  top  of  the  commentator’s  table,  then  threw  him  in  the  ring,  pulled  out  a  steel  chair,  but  Triple  H  stopped him  with  a  spinebuster  and  took  the  chair  and  hit  it  on  Lesnar’s  back!!!

1.  Dolph  Ziggler  with  A.J.  Lee  and Big  E  Langston  vs.  RyBack.

THE  WINNER:  RYBACK!!!

CM  Punk  informs  everyone  that  he  will  face  John  Cena  later  on  during  the  show,  and  stated  that  it’s  about  the  future,  and  it’s  about  him,  when  he  takes  Cena’s  spot  at  Wrestlemania  29.  Before  he  left  the  ring, he  declared  himself  God.

The  next  inductee  into  the  2013  WWE  Hall  of  Fame  is:  Real  Estate  Mogul/Reality  Television  Star  Donald  Trump.

2.  The  Great  Khali  vs.  “The  World’s  Strongest  Man”  Mark  Henry.

THE  WINNER:  “THE  WORLD’S  STRONGEST  MAN”  MARK  HENRY!!!

HOUR  2:

MIZ  TV  with  The  Miz

HIS   GUESTS:  WWE  World  Heavyweight  Champion  Alberto  del  Rio,  Ricardo  Rodriguez,  “The  Real  American”  Jack  Swagger  and  Zeb  Coulter.

In  the  wake  of  Jack  Swagger  and  Zeb  Coulter’s  YouTube  videos  on  illegal  immigrants,  Miz  made  Coulter  speak  his  piece  directly  to  del  Rio and  Rodriguez.  Coulter  stated  that  illegal  immigrants  have  taken  everything  from  Americans,  and  blamed  the  Latin  race  for  it.  Coulter  ranted  about  del  Rio’s  homeland  of  Mexico,  and  thinks  that  del  Rio  hates  his  race.  He  stated  that  del  Rio  represents  success,  and  inspires  others  to  sneak  in.  del  Rio  had  enough,  and  told  Coulter,  “America  doesn’t  belong  to  you!  America  doesn’t  belong  to  me!”.  del  Rio  reminded  Coulter  that  in  America,  everyone  works  hard  to  realize  their  dreams.  del  Rio  challenged both  Swagger  and  Coulter  to  make  him  and  Ricardo  leave.  Swagger  tells  him,  “We’ll  see  you  at  Wrestlemania!  We  the  people!”.

On  the  WWE  Active  app,  Zeb  Coulter  criticized  The  Miz  on  the  way  he  conducted  the  interview,  and  Jack  Swagger  attacked  him  from  behind.

3.  A  NON-TITLE  MATCH:  WWE  United  States  Champion  Antonio  Cesaro  vs.  Randy  Orton.

THE  WINNER:  RANDY  ORTON!!!

Sheamus  talks  about  last  night’s  Oscars,  and  stated  that  one  should  have  won  it:  WWE  Intercontinental  Champion  Wade  Barrett.  He  airs  a  clip  from  Colin  Farrell’s  upcoming  movie  entitled  Dead  Man  Down,  which  will  open  in  theaters  on  Friday,  March  8,  2013.  He  reveals  a  small  clip  featuring  both  Barrett  and  Farrell.  Barrett  appeared,  and  found  Sheamus’  evaluation of  his  scene  funny.  He  labeled  Sheamus  jealous  because  he’s  not  in  a  movie,  and  tried  to  attack  him  and  missed,  and  Sheamus  tried  to  Brogue  Kick  Barrett  but  he  ducked  and  left  the  ring.

4.  Cody  Rhodes  vs.  The  Returning  R-Truth.

THE  SPECIAL  GUEST  COMMENTATOR  FOR  THIS  MATCH:  Damien  Sandow.

THE  WINNER:  THE  RETURNING  R-TRUTH!!!

NOTE:  After  the  match,  Damien  Sandow  tried  to  attack  R-Truth.

5.  A  NON-TITLE  TAG  TEAM  MATCH:  The  Prime  Time  Players  (Darren  Young  and  Titus  O’Neil)  vs.  WWE  Tag  Team  Champions  Team  Hell  No  (Kane  and  Daniel  Bryan).

In  this  match,  Kane  had  his  left  hand  tied  behind  his  back,  and  Daniel  Bryan  had  a  black  bag  placed  over  his  head.

THE  WINNERS:  TEAM  HELL  NO.

Kane  chokeslammed  Darren  Young  with  his  left  hand.

HOUR  3:

The  Shield  (Seth  Rollins,  Dean Ambrose  and  Roman  Reigns)  stood  in  the  ring  when  Dean  Ambrose  declared  that  “It’s  going  to  get  worse  before  it  will  get  better!”.  Seth  Rollins  wondered  if  there  is  anyone  else  who  will  face  them,  and  Sheamus  responded.  As  Ambrose  and  Roman  Reigns  jumped  out  of  the  ring  to  fight  Sheamus,  Randy  Orton  crept  up  behind  Seth  Rollins,  RKO’ed  him,  and  ran  out  of  the  ring!!!

6.  “A  Real  American”  Jack  Swagger  with  Zeb  Coulter  vs.  The  Miz.

THE  WINNER  VIA  SUBMISSION:  “A  REAL  AMERICAN”  JACK  SWAGGER.

7.  THE  MAIN  EVENT:  CM  Punk  vs.  John  Cena.

THE  REWARD:  If  CM  Punk  wins,  he  will  face  The  Rock  for  the  WWE  Championship  at  Wrestlemania  29.

THE  WINNER:  JOHN  CENA!!!

Match  #’s  1  and  7  are  the  highlight  matches  of  the  night!!!!!!!!!

Dolph  Ziggler,  RyBack,  CM Punk  and  John  Cena  are  the  wrestlers  of  the  night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The  surprise  appearance  of  Triple  H  was  the  highlight  of  the  night!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANALYSIS: There  were  a  few  parts  that  put  me  to  sleep.

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