Here’s  Impact  in  case  you  missed  it:

From  The  Arkansas  State  University  Convocation  Center  in  Jonesboro, Arkansas:

Hosted  by   Todd  Keneley,  “The  Professor”  Mike  Tenay  and  Taz.

This  week  begins  with  Aces  and  Eights,  minus  TNA  World  Heavyweight  Champion  Bully  Ray.  They’re  still  extending  their offer  to  “The  Phenomenal”  A.J.  Styles  to  join  them,  and  announced  that  they  have  an  envelope  that  will  forever  change  the  marriage  between  Bully  and  the  Executive  In  Charge  of the  Knockouts  Brooke  Hogan.  D-Lo  Brown  complains  about  an  envelope  that  TNA  Management  sent  him  stating  that  he  was  fired.  He  demanded  that  a  TNA  official  says  it  to  his  face.  Kurt  Angle  appeared  to  deliver  his  own  message,  and  tackled  D-Lo!!!  The  rest  of  Aces  and  Eights  ganged  up  on  Kurt  until  Magnus,  Samoa  Joe,  Eric  Young  and  Joseph  Park  arrived  to  fight  them  until  they  escaped.

1.  A  KNOCKOUTS  TAG  TEAM  MATCH:  Gail  Kim  and  Tara  with  Jesse  vs.  Taryn  Terrell  and  TNA  Knockouts  Champion  Velvet  Sky.

THE  SPECIAL  GUEST  REFEREE  FOR  THIS  MATCH:  Joey  Ryan.

THE  WINNERS:  GAIL  KIM  AND  TARA.

Joey  Ryan  spent  much  of  the  match  trying  to  hit  on  Gail  Kim,  Tara,  Velvet  Sky and  Taryn  Terrell.  After  the  match,  Velvet  and  Taryn  decided  to  give  into Ryan’s  advances,  but  played  an  April  Fool’s  prank  by  low-blowing  him!!!

Jeremy  Borash  presided  over  a  contract  signing  between  the  reigning  TNA  World  Tag  Team  Champions  Austin  Aries  and  Bobby  Roode,  and  their  opponents, the  former  champions  Hernandez  and  Chavo  Guerrero,  Jr.  The  contract  is  for  their  championship  match  next  week.  Both  sides  added  a  lot  of  stipulations,  which  led  to  the  match  being  a  Best  2  out  of  3  Falls  match,  and  if  Hernandez  and  Chavo  Guerrero,  Jr.  lose,  they  must  disband and  never  team-up  again.

 

2.  TNA  GUT  CHECK:  “Scrap  Iron”  Adam  Pearce  vs.  Magno.

Magno  first  appeared  on  TNA  programming  in  2006  as  a  member  of   Team  Mexico  for  The  World  X  Cup.

“Scrap  Iron”  Adam  Pearce  is  a  17-year  veteran,  and  a  35-year-old  husband  and  father  of  two  children  (a  son  and  a  daughter).

THE  WINNER:  “SCRAP  IRON”  ADAM  PEARCE.

TNA  General  Manager  Hulk  Hogan  called  out  A.J.  and  noticed  the  Aces  and  Eights  vest  in  his  hand.  Hulk  wanted  to  know  if  A.J.  is  on  TNA’s  side.  He  told  him  that  he  went  down  a  similar  path  in  his  personal  life,  and  reminded  him  that  TNA  is  his  home.  Hulk  also  told  him  that  he  is  needed  in  the  war  against  Aces  and  Eights.  A.J.  asked,  “Yo  want  me  to  help  you?”  and  Hulk  responded  “Yes!”.  “Cowboy”  James  Storm  appeared  and  mentioned  how  he  was  the  one  who  defeated  him  in  the  tournament  last  year  to  earn  a  shot  at  the  TNA  World  title.

He  reminded  him  that  it  was  the  both  of  them  who   helped  build  TNA,  and  wondered  if  he  turned  his  back  on  the  company.  He  told  him  “You  better  clock  out,  or  get  knocked  out!”.  A.J.  left  the  ring  while  looking  at  the  vest.  During  the  commercial  break,  Hulk  announced  that  A.J.  has  one week  to  make  a  decision,  or  he’s  done!!!

3.  AN  X  DIVISION  THREE-WAY  QUALIFYING  MATCH:  Sonjay  Dutt  vs.  Mason  Andrews  vs.  The  Returning  “Canadian  Destroyer”  Petey  Williams.

THE  WINNER:  THE  RETURNING  “CANDAIAN  DESTROYER”  PETEY  WILLIAMS!!!

4.  A  10-MAN  TAG  TEAM  MAIN  EVENT:  Aces  and  Eights  (TNA  Television  Champion  Devon,  D.O.C.,  Mike  Knox,  Wes  Brisco  and  Garett  Bischoff)  vs.  Kurt  Angle,  Magnus,  Samoa  Joe,  TNA  Knockouts  Tag  Team  Champion  “Showtime”,  Eric  Young   and  Joseph  Park.

THE  WINNERS:  ACES  AND  EIGHTS.

After  the  main  event,  Bully  Ray  finally  arrived and  labeled  Jeff  Hardy  stupid  for  making  next  week’s  title  fight  a  Full  Metal  Mayhem  Match.  He  then  called  out  Brooke  Hogan,  and  labeled  her  insane  because  she  wasn’t  happy  for  him  when  he  won  the  title  last  month  at  Lockdown.  He  revealed  that  there  were  not  divorce  papers  inside  the  envelope,  but  two  front  row  seats  for  next  week.  He  wants  her  there  when  he  defeats  Hardy,  and  told  her  to  look  her  best,  because  she  let  herself  go.  Brooke   tore  up  the  tickets  and  slapped  Bully!!!  It  looked  like  Bully  was  going  to attack  her  until  Hardy  arrived  and  fought  him.

Matches  3  and  4  are  the  highlight  matches  of  the  night!!!!!

Sonjay  Dutt,  Mason  Andrews,  Petey  Williams,  Kurt  Angle,  Devon  and  D.O.C.  are  the  wrestlers  of  the  night!!!!!!

The  return  of  Petey  Williams  was  the  highlight  of  the  night!!!!!!

ANALYSIS:  I  can’t  wait  until  next  week!!!!

TNA  Impact  Wrestling  will  be  broadcasted  live  next  week   from  The  American  Bank  Center  in  Corpus  Christi,  Texas.

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