Here’s  SmackDown!  in  case  you  missed  it:

From  The  TD  Garden  in  Boston,  Massachusetts:

Hosted  by  Josh  Matthews,  Michael  Cole  and  John  “Bradshaw”  Layfield  (JBL).

The  new  WWE  World  Heavyweight  Champion  Dolph  Ziggler  arrives  with  A.J.  Lee  and  Big  E  Langston,  still  basking  in  the  glow  of  cashing  in  his  Money  In  The  Bank  briefcase  on  RAW  to  defeat  Alberto  del  Rio  for  the  title.  He  stated  that  he  won  the  title  in  spit  of  the  fans,  and  that  people  were  jealous  of  him  his  whole  life.  As  he  spoke,  he  was  interrupted  by  “A Real  American”  Jack  Swagger  and  Zeb  Coulter.  Coulter  congratulated  Ziggler  on  his  victory,  and  for  being  born  in  Ohio  and  living  Florida  (Please  remember  that  Coulter  had  a  problem  with  del  Rio  as  champion  because  he’s  Mexican).  Ziggler  told  Swagger  that  he  had  his  chance  to  win  back  the  World  title  at  Wrestlemania,  and  Coulter  told  him,  “It  won’t  be  long”.

Ziggler  continued  his  speech,  but  was  interrupted  by  the  former  champion Alberto  del  Rio!!!  Ziggler,  noticing  that  del  Rio  is  still  injured  from  Monday  Night,  dared  him  to  come  to  the  ring.  del  Rio  congratulated  him, and  told  him  that  when  he  is  fully  healed,  he  will  get  his  rematch!!!  Ziggler  was  infuriated  by  the  interruptions,  unitl  Chris  Jericho  came  out.  Jericho  labeled  Ziggler’s  speech,  and  his  girlfriend  A.J.  crazy,  and  led  a  chant  of  “A.J.’s  crazy!”.

Jericho  labeled  himself  “The  Original  Show-off”,  and  announced  that  by  order  of  SmackDown!  General  Manager/WWE  Hall  of  Famer  Booker  T,  his  first  match  as  World  Champion  will  be  against  him!!!

1.  A  NON-TITLE  TAG  TEAM  MATCH:  The  Prime  Time  Players  (Darren  Young  and  Titus  O’Neil)  vs.  WWE  Tag  Team  Champions  Team  Hell  No  (Kane  and  Daniel  Bryan).

THE  WINNERS:  TEAM  HELL  NO.

NOTE:  After  the  match,  The  Shield  (Seth  Rollins,  Dean  Ambrose  and  Roman  Reigns)  appeared  on  the  Titantron  as  they  spoke  about  Team  Hell  No  stopping  them  from  attacking  The  Undertaker  on  RAW.  They  informed  them  that  “The  Shield  doesn’t  back  down!”.

2.  A  NON-TITLE  MATCH:  Santino  Marella  vs.  WWE  Intercontinental  Champion  Wade  Barrett.

THE  WINNER:  WADE  BARRETT!!!

3.  A  SIX-DIVAS  TAG  TEAM  MATCH:  Tamina  Snuka  and  The  Bella  Twins  (Brie  and  Nikki)  vs.  WWE  Divas  Champion  Kaitlyn  and  The  Funkadactyls  (Naomi  and  Cameron).

THE  WINNERS:  THE  TEAM  OF  TAMINA  SNUKA  AND  THE  BELLA  TWINS!!!

Triple  H  (Hunter  Hearst  Helmsley)  arrived,  talked  about  his  ‘Mania  match  against  Brock  Lesnar  and how  Paul  Heyman  has  made  excuses,  but  The  3MB  (Heath  Slater,  Jinder  Mahal  and  Drew  McIntyre)  wanted  to  fight  him.  But,  The  Shield  appeared,  surrounded  the  ring  alongside  3MB,  and  assaulted  3MB!!!  After  that  they  were  about  ready  to  advance  on  Hunter  when  Team  Hell  No  arrived  to  protect  him.

4.  A  2-ON-1  HANDICAP  TAG  TEAM  MATCH:  Sheamus  and  Randy  Orton  vs.  The  Big  Show.

THE  WINNERS  VIA  COUNT  OUT:  SHEAMUS   AND  RANDY  ORTON!!!

5.  A  NON-TITLE  MATCH:  Kofi  Kingston  vs.  WWE  United  States  Champion  Antonio  Cesaro.

THE  WINNER:  KOFI  KINGSTON!!!

6.  A  NON-TITLE  MAIN  EVENT:  Chris  Jericho  vs.  WWE  World  Heavyweight  Champion  Dolph  Ziggler  with  A.J.  Lee  and  Big  E  Langston.

THE  WINNER:  DOLPH  ZIGGLER!!!

NOTE:  After  the  match,  Fandango  assaulted  Chris  Jericho.

The  main  event  was  the  highlight  match  of  the  night,  and  Chris  Jericho  and  Dolph  Ziggler  are  the  wrestlers  of  the  night!!!!!!

ANALYSIS:  Seriously  WWE?!  A  three-year-old  could  have  booked  a  much  better  post-Wrestlemania  SmackDown!  than  this!!!!!!!!

Next  week,  WWE  Friday  Night  SmackDown!  will  be  at  The  Thompson-Boling  Arena  in  Knoxville,  Tennesee.

 

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