Here’s SmackDown! in case you missed it:
From The Birmingham-Jefferson Convention Complex (BJCC/The Former Birmingham-Jefferson Civic Center) in Birmingham, Alabama:
Hosted by Michael Cole and John “Bradshaw” Layfield (JBL).
Michael Cole held a sit-down interview with Triple H (Hunter Hearst Helmsley) to talk about The Big Show, the return of John Cena on Sunday, and the WWE Championship match between Randy Orton and Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan appeared halfway through the interview, and vowed that he will win on Sunday.
1. TAG TEAM MATCH: The Usos (Jimmy and Jey) vs. Erick Rowan and Luke Harper with Bray Wyatt.
THE SPECIAL GUEST COMMENTATOR FOR THIS MATCH: The Miz.
THE WINNERS: THE USOS!!!
2. A NON-TITLE DIVAS MATCH: Nikki Bella with Brie Bella vs. WWE Divas Champion A.J. Lee with Tamina Snuka.
THE WINNER VIA SUBMISSION: A.J. LEE!!!
The Wyatt Family attacked The Miz, handcuffed him to a fence, ripped open his t-shirt, wrote “Liar” on his stomach and put Erick Rowan’s sheep mask on him. Bray told him “Soon, you will learn what it means to follow the buzzards!”.
3. TAG TEAM MATCH: Heath Slater and Drew McIntyre with Jinder Mahal vs. Los Matadores (Diego and Fernando) with El Torito.
THE WINNERS: THE UNDEFEATED LOS MATADORES!!!
The Real Americans (Antonio Cesaro and Jack Swagger) and Zeb Coulter watched the match from under the Titantron, and when it was over
4. A 2-ON-1 HANDICAP, NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH: RyBack and Paul Heyman vs. CM Skunk.
THE WINNERS: RYBACK AND PAUL HEYMAN.
Paul Heyman did this to send a message to CM Punk.
WWE World Heavyweight Champion Alberto del Rio stated that John Cena is crazy for thinking that he is ready to face him, and that the one that the fans have in common with “peasants” from Mexico is that they can kiss his butt.
5. The Great Khali with Hornswoggle and Natalya Neidhart vs. Fandango with Summer Rae.
THIS MATCH WAS RULED NO CONTEST. SUMMER RAE CAUSED IT.
6. AN EIGHT-MAN TAG TEAM MAIN EVENT: Daniel Bryan, Big E Langston and WWE Tag Team Champions Goldust and Cody Rhodes vs. Randy Orton and The Shield (WWE United States Champion Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns).
The Miz was supposed to be Daniel, Goldust and Cody’s tag team partner for the match. But after the assault by The Wyatt Family, Big E Langston was the replacement by order of SmackDown! General Manager Vickie Guerrero.
THE WINNERS: DANIEL BRYAN, BIG E LANGSTON, GOLDUST AND CODY RHODES!!!
The main event is the highlight match of the night!!!
Daniel Bryan, Big E Langston, Goldust and Cody Rhodes are the wrestlers of the night!!!
ANALYSIS: WWE, just get to the pay-per-view already and stop wasting everyone’s time.