Here’s  Impact  in  case  you  missed  it:

From  The  Cincinnatti  Gardens  Arena  in  Cincinnatti,  Ohio:

Hosted   by  “The  Professor”  Mike  Tenay  and  Taz.

Aces  and  Eights  (Bully  Ray,  Brooke  Tessmacher,  Mike  Knox  and  Garett  Bischoff)  open  up  this  week  as  Bully  Ray  accepted  Mr.  Anderson’s  challenge  for  the  No  Disqualification  Match  next  week.  Bully  vowed  that  Anderson  will  be  piledrived  through  the  stage,  and  Anderson  appeared,  and  vowed  that  Aces  and  Eights  will  be  no  more  after  next  week.  He  also  vowed  that  if  he  lost,  he  will  leave  TNA  to  be  with  his  pregnant  wife  and  soon-to-be-born  twin  children.  Bully  told  him,  “I  would  love  to  piledrive  your  pregnant  wife!”,  and  Anderson  assaulted  Aces  and  Eights  and  ran  them  out  of  the  ring.  He  then  issued  an  instant  challenge  for  a  match….

1.  Mr.  Anderson  vs.  Mike  Knox.

Mr.  Anderson  was  not  in  his  wrestling  gear  for  this  match.

THE  WINNER:  MR.  ANDERSON…………..ANDERSON!!!

2.  Christopher  Daniels  vs.  Joseph  Park.

THE  WINNER:  CHRISTOPHER  DANIELS.

3.  A  2-ON-1  HANDICAP  MATCH:  Norv  Fernan  and  Daniel  Barnes  vs.  Ethan  Carter  III.

A  new  Friends  of  A.J.  segment  featured  TNA  World  Heavyweight  Champion  “The  Phenomenal”  A.J.  Styles  meeting  AAA  (Asistencia,  Asesoria  y  Administracion)   President  Joaquin  Roldan  while  still  defending  the  title  in  Mexico,  and  participating  in  tag  team  matches.

TNA  President  Dixie  Carter  stated  that  without  A.J.,  the  quality  of  the  product  went  up,  much  to  the  anger  and  disgust  of  everyone.  She  then  summoned  the  remaining  8-Man  Tournament  competitors  Bobby  Roode,  “Cowboy”  James  Storm,  Magnus  and  Samoa  Joe  to  announce  their  matches.  Next  week  at  Turning  Point  2013,  Roode  and  Storm  will  face-off  in  a  Bullrope  Match,  and  Magnus  and  Samoa  Joe  will  face-off  in  a  Falls  Count  Anywhere  Match.  Samoa  Joe  slammed  Dixie  for  creating  the  tournament  to  cover  up  the  fact  that  she  couldn’t  reach  a  new  deal  with  A.J.

THE  WINNER:  THE  UNDEFEATED  ETHAN  CARTER  III.

4.  A  NON-TITLE  KNOCKOUTS  MATCH:  TNA  Knockouts  Champion  Gail  Kim  with  Lei’D  Tapa  vs.  Hanna  Blossom.

THE  WINNER:  GAIL  KIM!!!

Joseph  Park  mentioned  a  statement  that  Bad  Influence  (Christopher  Daniels  and  Kazarian)  told  him  that  he  will  never  be  like  his  big  brother  “The  Monster”  Abyss.  He  stated  that  they’re  right,  because  Abyss  is  a  future  Hall  of  Famer.  He  also  stated  that  he’s  continuously  asked  about  the  whereabouts  of  Abyss,  and  stated  that  Abyss  is  crazy  and  who  knows  where  he  is.  He  then  issued  an  open  challenge  next  week………………to  Abyss!!!

5.  AN  8-MAN  WORLD  HEAVYWEIGHT  CHAMPIONSHIP  TOURNAMENT  MAIN  EVENT  SUBMISSION  MATCH:  Kurt  Angle  vs.  Austin  Aries.

THE  WINNER:  KURT  ANGLE!!!

After  the  match,  Mr.  Anderson,  who  brutalized  and  handcuffed  Garett  Bischoff  backstage,  brought  him  out  and  piledrived  him  on  the  stage!!!

The  main  event  was  the  highlight  match  of  the  night!!!

Kurt  Angle  and  Austin  Aries  are  the  wrestlers  of  the  night!!!

The  surprise  appearance  of  Holly Blossom,  and  the  announcement  of  the  upcoming  birth  of  Mr.  Anderson’s  children  are  the  highlights  of  the  night!!!

ANALYSIS:  Let’s  hope  that  we  won’t  hear  Dixie’s  mouth  next  week,  and  I  extend  my  full  congratulations  to  Mr.  Anderson  on  starting  a  family.

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