Here’s  Impact  in  case  you  missed  it:

From  Universal  Studios  Orlando  in  Orlando,  Florida:

Hosted  by  “The  Professor”  Mike  Tenay  and  Taz.

The  first  show  of  2014  begins  with  Kurt  Angle  stating  how  last  year  was  the  worst  year  of  his  life.  He  was   interrupted  by  Bobby  Roode  who  asked  him  if  he  was  finally  leaving,  and  told  him  to  admit  that  he’s  better  than  he  is.  Kurt  stated  that  he  will  dominate  this  year,  and  challenged  him  to  a  match.  Roode  refused, but  accepted  if  Kurt  loses, he  leaves  and  refuses  his  place  in  the  Hall  of  Fame.  Kurt  accepted,  and  demanded  that  the  match  be  held  inside  the  steel  cage!!!

Roode  was  furious,  but  accepted  the  challenge  and  a  fight  ensued.  Rockstar  Spud  and  the  referees  separated  the  two,  and  booked  them  in  a  tag  team  match.

1.  A  NON-TITLE  KNOCKOUTS  MATCH:  TNA  Knockouts  Champion  Gail  Kim  with  Lei’d  Tapa  vs.  Madison  Rayne.

THE  WINNER:  MADISON  RAYNE!!!

2.  TNA  X  DIVISION  CHAMPIONSHIP:  Austin  Aries  (Champion)  vs.  Chris  Sabin  (Challenger/Former  Champion)  with  Velvet  Sky.

THE  WINNER,  AND  ONCE  AGAIN,  TNA  X  DIVISON  CHAMPION:  CHRIS  SABIN!!!

3.  Samuel  Shaw  (Sam  Shaw)   vs.  Norv  Fernan.

THE  WINNER:  SAMUEL  SHAW.

4.  TAG  TEAM  MATCH:  Kurt  Angle  and  Gunner  vs.  Bobby  Roode  and  “Cowboy”  James  Storm  (Beer  Money,  Inc.  reunited  for  one  night).

THE  WINNERS:  BOBBY  ROODE  AND  “COWBOY”  JAMES  STORM.

Ethan  Carter  III  wanted  to  face  Jeff  Hardy,  and  played  on  Hardy’s  departure  by  enacting  the  10-count.  TNA  Hall  of   Famer   “The  Icon”  Sting  had  enough  of  ECIII’s  mouth,  and  labeled  him  “a  little  puppy  dog  waiting  for  his  Aunt  Dixie  to  feed  him  and  play  with  him”.   Sting  demanded  a  match,  and  agreed  to  face  him  at  Genesis!!!

5.  THE  MAIN  EVENT:  Bully  Ray  vs.  Joseph  Park.

THE  WINNER  VIA  DISQUALIFICATION:  JOSEPH  PARK!!!

The  disqualification  was  caused  by  Bully  Ray  starting  the  match  by  kicking  Joseph  Park  in  the  groin.  After  the  DQ,  Bully  covered  Joseph  in  lighter  fluid,  and  was  about  to set  him  on  fire  when  Mr.  Anderson  ran  out  to  stop  it.  Bully  squirted   lighter  fluid  on  him,  held  a  cigarette  lighter  in  his  face  and  left.

Rockstar  Spud,  Ethan  Carter  III  and  TNA  President  Dixie  Carter  welcomed  the  reigning  TNA  World  Heavyweight  Champion  Magnus  as  he  stated  that  the  fans  turned  their  backs  on  him.  He  also  stated  that  he  will  be  champion  for  a  long  time,  until  Gunner  appeared.  Gunner  demanded  a  match  by  cashing-in  his   Feast  or  Fired  briefcase!!!  Spud  and  Ethan  ganged  up  on  him,  but  with  no  luck  as  Gunner  and  Magnus  went  at  it.  Spud  and  Ethan  assaulted  Gunner  again  as  Magnus  was  about  to  hit  him  with  the  belt.

When  that  was  about  to  happen,  TNA  World  Heavyweight  Champion  “The  Phenomenal”  A.J.  Styles  ran  off  Spud,  Ethan  and  Magnus!!!  A.J.  stated  that  Dixie  screwed  over  the  fans,  labeled  Magnus  a  farce  and  challenged  him  to  a  Unification  Match.  Magnus  accepted.

The  match  will  be  held  next  week.

Chris  Sabin  regaining  the  X  Division  Championship  and  the  return  of  A.J.  Styles  are  the  highlights  of  the  night!!!

ANALYSIS:  Huh?

HAPPY  NEW  YEAR  EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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