Here’s Impact in case you missed it:
From Universal Studios Orlando in Orlando, Florida:
Hosted by “The Professor” Mike Tenay and Taz.
Jeremy Borash opened this week with the announcement of the TNA staple, Feast or Fired. As he explained how it goes, he was interrupted bu Kurt Angle who wanted to fight Bobby Roode. Roode appeared, and refused, but Kurt didn’t care. They fought until Roode issued a challenge for next week: A Best 2 out of 3 Falls Match!!!
1. TAG TEAM MATCH: Bad Influence (Christopher Daniels and Kazarian) vs. Eric Young and Joseph Park.
THE WINNERS: ERIC YOUNG AND JOSEPH PARK!!!
NOTE: After the match, Eric Young told Joseph Park “You are Abyss!”!!!
2. Ethan Carter III vs. Jeremy Borash.
ECIII wanted to face Borash in a match, and TNA Hall of Famer “The Icon” Sting stopped it. Sting ripped ECIII for being handed everything, and challenged him to prove himself in the Feast or Fired Match.
TNA Knockouts Champion Gail Kim wanted to know who her next opponent was in her Open Challenge, and ODB responded. But, ODB wanted Gail’s bodyguard Lei’D Tapa!!! They fought until Madison Rayne arrived to help ODB!!!
TNA President Dixie Carter was furious with Kurt for interrupting Borash at the start of the show, and with Roode for booking next week’s Best 2 out of 3 Falls Match. She was also furious with TNA Heavyweight Champion “The Phenomenal” A.J. Styles sending her the paper championship belt last week, and hoped that the real belt will be returned to her. She then summoned the finalists of the 8-Man Tournament, Magnus and Jeff Hardy to voice their thoughts on next week. Hardy vowed that he will begin his fourth reign as champion. Magnus vowed that the belt will be his.
Dixie announced that the title will be won in a match called Dixieland.
The match will begin in a steel cage, and the first one out, must walk towards a ladder, and climb to the top to pull the title off the hook.
Rockstar Spud broke into A.J.’s Gainesville, Georgia home, and found the title in a TNA bag. A.J. woke up and asked, “Did you find what you were looking for?”. As Spud was about to leave with the belt, A.J. offered him two choices: One was for Spud to be arrested, the other was for A.J. and his friends to reenact a scene from Pulp Fiction (1994), with Spud as the victim. Spud fled A.J.’s home.
3. TNA X DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP: Chris Sabin (Champion) with Velvet Sky vs. Austin Aries (Challenger/Former Champion).
THE WINNER, AND ONCE AGAIN, TNA X DIVISION CHAMPION: AUSTIN ARIES!!!
4. THE 2013 FEAST OR FIRED MAIN EVENT.
THE PARTICIPANTS: The Returning Curry Man, Chris Sabin, Hernandez, Chavo Guerrero, Jr., Norv Fernan, Dewey Barnes, Samoa Joe, Gunner, “Cowboy” James Storm, Austin Aries, Zema Ion and Ethan Carter III.
Mr. Anderson was scheduled to compete, but was assaulted by Bully Ray.
Curry Man walked out of the ring at the start of the match!!!
THE WINNER OF CASE #3: ETHAN CARTER III.
THE WINNER OF CASE #2: ZEMA ION.
THE WINNER OF CASE #4: CHAVO GUERRERO, JR.!!!
THE WINNER OF CASE #1: GUNNER!!!
The main event was the highlight match of the night!!!
All those who participated in the main event are the wrestlers of the night!!!
Austin Aries regaining the X Division Championship, and the return of Madison Rayne are the highlights of the night!!!
ANALYSIS: Enough with Dixie already!!!