Here’s Impact in case you missed it:
From The IMPACT Zone at Universal Studios Orlando in Orlando, Florida:
Hosted by Todd Keneley, “The Professor” Mike Tenay, and Tazz.
Championship Thursday opened with TNA General Manager Hulk Hogan asking Bully Ray if he is dating his daughter Brooke, the Executive In Charge of the Knockouts. Just as Bully Ray was about to finish speaking, Brooke Hogan arrives, and Hulk demanded that she never dates another wrestler, especially Bully. Austin Aries interrupts, while hanging out in Hulk’s office, much to the anger and disgust of Kid Kash, and the humor of Zema Ion and Kenny King.
1. A KNOCKOUTS MATCH: Gail Kim vs. Mickie James.
THE WINNER: MICKIE JAMES!!!
Bobby Roode vowed that he will defeat Jeff Hardy to regain the TNA World Heavyweight Championship at the Final Resolution pay-per-view on Sunday, December 9, 2012. Christian York arrived, Roode insulted him, and York slapped him, and challenged him to a match!!!
2. Bobby Roode vs. Christian York.
THE WINNER: BOBBY ROODE.
NOTE: After the match, Bobby Roode was about to hit Christian York with a chair, and TNA World Heavyweight Champion Jeff Hardy ran out and made the save.
Devon sent a message to Hulk Hogan stating that next week, he wants a match against Samoa Joe to regain the TNA Television Championship, stating that he never lost it.
3. A TAG TEAM MATCH: “The Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels and Kazarian vs. “The Phenomenal” A.J. Styles and “Cowboy” James Storm.
THE WINNERS: “THE PHENOMENAL” A.J. STYLES AND “COWBOY” JAMES STORM!!!
TNA has announced that the pay-per-view entitled Lockdown will be held on Sunday, March 10, 2013 for the first time ever at The Alamodome in San Antonio, Texas.
TNA Television Champion Samoa Joe accepted Devon’s challenge for next week.
4. Douglas Williams vs. “The Blueprint” Matt Morgan with Joey Ryan.
THE WINNER: “THE BLUEPRINT” MATT MORGAN!!!
Doc from Aces and Eights will face Kurt Angle next week.
5. TNA GUT CHECK: The Fate of Wes Brisco.
THE JUDGES: Bruce Pritchard, Tazz, and former World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) wrestler D-Lo Brown.
Al Snow didn’t make it to the show. He was contacted on his cellular phone, and his family was contacted but with no response.
THE VERDICT: Wes Brisco is now a member of TNA!!!
HOW THE JUDGES VOTED: Bruce Pritchard: Yes, Tazz: No, D-Lo Brown: Yes.
6. A CHAMPIONSHIP THURSDAY MAIN EVENT FOR THE TNA X DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP: Rob Van Dam (RVD/Champion) vs. Austin Aries (Challenger/Former Champion).
NOTE: During the match, Austin Aries took a microphone, noticed a winded RVD, and said, “You’re flat on your back, just like Brooke Hogan!” Bully Ray ran out, and attacked Aries, and when he tried to escape, Hulk Hogan appeared, and Aries escaped through the crowd. Hulk and Bully then looked at each other, and Bully asked him, “You don’t trust me do you? You still don’t trust me do you?”.
THE WINNER VIA DISQUALIFICATION: ROB VAN DAM!!!!!!!
The main event was the highlight match of the night!!!
ANALYSIS: Well, at least it didn’t have that annoying storyline that has polluted WWE Monday Night RAW (take one really good guess)!!!